We have arrived in Albuquerque. This is a tourist trap area: http://www.kamazar.com/dev/clines/coveredwagon.html The cigar Indian is chained to the post to prevent theft, but it looks like he's a prisoner. more »

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I'm not sure that one ought to put one's rear end on an instrument originally created to send sound waves over great distances. It also seems odd to squat oneself down upon a rock which sells for hundreds if not thousands of dollars. It's equivalent to… more »

Cigar Indians are coming out of the woodwork. Wait... they are wood... more »