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« on: September 02, 2009, 09:37:54 PM »

list of conspiracies with a box next to them. Fill the box with a corresponding percentage possibility that one or more items in that is true.


e.g. 0% is completely impossible, while 100% is completely possible

for me its pretty much:

less than 1%   very unlikely might not spend too much time thinking about it
5%   possibly likely, makes for a good yarn
10%  hey maybe I should read on this
33%   hey I could try this
50%  wow It worked for me but I'm not sure how
75%  this seems to have substantial evidence
90%  Id good enough for a court of law IMO
+99%  I'd bet my life on it
?= dunno about it to make a guess

Copy and paste the list below and fill it out. Ready? (this will give bird-o-prey-girl something to waste time on)

[?] Franklin Roosevelt had advanced knowledge of the Pearl Harbor Attacks
[50%] Lee Harvey acted alone in the assassination of John F. Kennedy
[20%] The Unidentified Crash in Roswell New Mexico on July 8, 1947, was NOT a weather balloon
[99.999%] There is advanced technology of energy (zero-point energy, etc) that is being withheld from the public
[75%] The CIA and FBI help traffic drugs into the United States
[50%] AIDS, Swine Flu, etc. are in fact, man-made
[80%] There is a "New World Order" attempting world domination
[2%] Certain planes purposefully release chemicals in their contrails to affect populations
[80%] Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, El Chupacabra, other Cryptozoology creatures, etc. exist or have existed
[10%] Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Bob Marley, Tupac Shakur, John Denver, Michael Jackson, etc. were assassinated.
[5%] The Twin Towers, Tower 7, Pentagon, were destroyed in any other way not described in the 9/11 Commission report
[99.999] Extra-Terrestrials have visited Earth during ancient times of humanity, up to the present
[2%] Global Warming is a fraud
[1%] The extent of the Holocaust was greatly exaggerated to gain Jewish favor, etc
[1%] Something on phenomenal global scale will happen December 21, 2012
[.001%] Moon landing was a hoax
[33%] area51 or other secret bases on US soil have alien artifacts/proof of aliens
[1%] Freemasonry = satanism/occult
[1%] Freemasonry = government control
[?]Jesus has siblings
[.01%]Jesus is the son of god
[.1%]cold fusion is possible
[75%] military-industrial complex threatens democracy
[10%]skull and cross have Martin Van Buren, Geronimo, and Pancho Villa remains
[.001%]aliens are influencing human politics for a subversive reason
[.01%]aliens are influencing politics for non-subversive reasons
[1%]non-biological life forms on earth (spirits)
[1%] Atlantis existed with higher technology than the rest of civilization
[.02%] Bermuda Triangle has paranormal properties
[.01%] Tunguska Event was caused by Nikolai tesla or other intelligence ( aliens)
[.1%] south Africa has nuclear weapons
[.0001%] astrology
[.01%] channeling
[.001%] Dowsing
[.001%] Electronic voice phenomenon
[.1%] Extra-sensory perception
[.001%] Levitation
[.01%] Psychokinesis
[.0001%] Tutankhamun's curse
[25%] Psychoanalysis
[25%] Subliminal perception
[80%] Chiropractic
[.0001%]Crystal healing
[.001%]Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity
[.001%] Faith healing
[90%] Hypnosis
[.001%] Iridology
[.01%] Magnet therapy
[.01%] Radionics
[.00%] Therapeutic touch
[50%] Acupuncture/Acupressure
[10%] Meridians
[.1%] Moxibustion
[33%] Qi/ki
[1%] Modern geocentrism
[99.999%]evolution
[.0001%] Dianetics
[10%] Scientific racism
[10%] Hydrinos
[75%]Graphology
[5%]Conversion therapy, sometimes called Reparative therapy
[90%] The Polygraph
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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2009, 06:32:48 AM »

You keep using that word conspiracy.  I do not think it means what you think it means....
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2009, 09:15:10 AM »

well it was a meme called conspiracy, but I found other things that were not conspiracies and I threw them in and forgot to remove "conspiracy"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-V1bXs_5Io&feature=quicklist
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